Internet Humor Fan Gifts

Two tennis players playing over computer that says 'The Net'.

Internet wedding - 'Apparently, you get a 40% discount if you marry on-line...'

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

"Honey, our pop-up blocker stopped working again."

www.shoponline. . .

'Guess whose video sighting has gone viral?'

'Forgot your password?'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Why climb trees? Order online."

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

Winter Weather.

"She looks just like in your photos."

'Too many people in our state are overweight, Senator. They want fat-free pork.'

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

Advertising on the internet.

"That's what I love about social media. I can have connections with thousands of people and yet still be completely isolated and alone."

Facebook For Dogs.

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

"There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Lol. Winky face."

Mary Margaret, the best bar nun.

"It says 'Click here to enlarge.'"

"Just right click, save as, and now you own the complete works of William Shakespeare."

"The internet without cat pictures? No way! Make a realistic wish like peace on earth, justice for all, everlasting life, sane politicians..."

"It's great the way that computer algorithms allow the internet to feed me with opinions that reinforce the ones I've already got - all on my phone!"