Internet Humor Fan Prints

'I have no idea what it is, but 2357 customers bought this on Amazon.'

Who's who - Who's googled

Two tennis players playing over computer that says 'The Net'.

Internet wedding - 'Apparently, you get a 40% discount if you marry on-line...'

'I'm doing a google search to see if I can find someone to open the side door.'

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

"Honey, our pop-up blocker stopped working again."

Nice tweets, Granny. What did you say? I like your tweets. You filthy-mouthed little @#$%! Zit's a compliment, hypocrite. Die, @#$%!

Mew Tube

www.shoponline. . .

'Guess whose video sighting has gone viral?'

'Forgot your password?'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

WE DEVALUE YOUR PRIVACY

"Why climb trees? Order online."

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

"Did you get my tweet?"

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

Winter Weather.

"She looks just like in your photos."

"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."

'Too many people in our state are overweight, Senator. They want fat-free pork.'

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

Advertising on the internet.

Twitter that!

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."