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'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

'I've always felt safe shopping online.'

'The poor shlubb -- his country still only has dial-up.'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Chasebook

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

"It says 'Click here to enlarge.'"

"I have to give you credit. You're a pit bull and you're nice on and offline."

"Honey, our pop-up blocker stopped working again."

Ultra Sound/Downloading.

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

Internet Shoplifting

'I'm just surfing the web.'

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

Spam.

Internet wedding - 'Apparently, you get a 40% discount if you marry on-line...'

"It killed on social media yet you say it's horrible?" "Lousy is lousy."

'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'

Amateur Spam.

'Oh no! We're being spammed again!'

"How do you think that makes Gail feel, knowing her only dog is posting naked pictures of herself all over the internet?"

'If I do decide to get a second opinion, can I get it at your blog?'

"Before we go any further, I must warn you that this is not a secure network."

Spam on the Menu at Internet Cafe.

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"Everything I see looks like a website captcha. I'm either having vision problems, or I'm spending too much time online."

"Okay, I'll admit it. I'm only dating you so you'll follow me on social media."

"My ears are burning - Somebody must be blogging about me."

'Well, we're still tweaking a few bugs in our online ordering service...'

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