Internet Humor Enthusiast Gifts

'You've stumped me with that question, I think that's something you need to Google'

'It seems we've both been a bit imaginative in creating our online profiles.'

'When I was a student, wireless data transmission meant passing notes in class.'

'Are you googling your own name again?'

"Tell her your a guard dog. Yeah, a Rottweiler and that your single and neutered..." - Young Pups In A Chat Room.

Kid selling his Dad's organs to a mafia boss on the internet

'I see you were following a twitter account while driving. You'll be charged with driving wile under the influence of an influencer.'

"Darling... your facebook friends are here."

"You're off-line..." "So are you!"

Social Media

"The best thing about getting old is YouTube wasn't around when we did really stupid stuff."

"Our hacker is asking for feedback!"

"That's me! I'm the dude on the street corner when the Google maps guy drove by."

The Power of Social Media: 'I found another good reason to stay a technophobe.'

He's a rebel without a cause.

Homeless man.

"My ears are burning - Somebody must be blogging about me."

Internet Shoplifting

"I've been toiling for months to write the great American tweet."

"What already?! My profile clearly said I was the outdoorsy type."

"If my website is so hard to find, how come I keep getting offers from experts to put me prominent on Google?"

The end is near!!* *As read on the Internet

"Everything I see looks like a website captcha. I'm either having vision problems, or I'm spending too much time online."

"What do I regret most? That I didn't get a chance to clear my browser history."

Snow white and the seven trolls

'I can't use Twitter any more...'

I just edited your Wikipedia entry. And I don't give a wiki. Tap tap tap tap tap. You have now single-handedly proven that Mars had oceans 4.3 billion years ago … because the Mars Rover stumbled across a fossilized photo of you sunning yourself on a primordial Martian beach. Photos can't be fossilized, you ignoramus. They can once I'm done editing the Wikipedia entry for "photos."

I'm sorry Lars, but for a number of reasons, This probably won't work out. Sniff.

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Searching for great tits

Door to a SPAM advertising company.

Brain not found.

"Don't worry....They're just looking up dirty sites online."

"I put the video of my colonoscopy on YouTube."

Punch in the Facebook.