Online Humor Aficionado Gifts

'Darn it all anyways, I told you to stay off those cat lines!!'

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Police Feline Unit

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Selling lemon latt�

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Faster, Georges, faster!

Cariactures

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Speed Dating for Turtles

Do Not Resuscitate

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

'Cannonball!'

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

Here and There Trays

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'