Internet Humorists Gifts

"Are you looking up words online?!"

"I saw this video where a half eater American looks exactly the same after being left out for 6 months."

"Your 'Big Brother' just 'friended' me."

'This is so real. When I got back to my car, it was dented on both sides.'

'I'm just surfing the web.'

www.TedBdead.com

'Oh no! We're being spammed again!'

Shepherd looks at Ewe-tube.

Ventrilamatch.com

Chasebook

"I have to give you credit. You're a pit bull and you're nice on and offline."

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"Did you get my tweet?"

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."

"She looks just like in your photos."

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

Twitter that!

Advertising on the internet.

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

Facebook For Dogs.

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

"There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Lol. Winky face."

I've founded my own religion. Of course you have, Rudy. It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths. If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted. What are the central tenets of your religion? A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation.

"Just right click, save as, and now you own the complete works of William Shakespeare."

"Google gets thousands of requests each day to erase links. Most of them seem to go back to my website."