Internet Humor Appreciator Pillows

Otter

"YouTube have scrapped their dislike button and he doesn't know how to respond."

My goodness, one little Google search and now all the ads in my feed are for arsenic and cyanide.

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'A cheeky red?'

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

The height of fashion in 1796

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Support group for sheep.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.