Cyber Joke Enthusiast Pillows

"I hacked into your bank account to steal your money. But after seeing how much you had, I felt compelled to give you money."

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

"Eat me"

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

Clown's Comedy Fart.

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Higher wisdom...

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

"Amateurs."

"So, if the Pope is pious, what kind of pie is he... apple?"

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

Laughter Is The Best Medicine

Creating dummy corporations for dummies.

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

"Congratulations, Gentlemen! We removed it from his skull without damaging his funny bone!"

'The pills stopped your depression but we may need to adjust the dosage, Sister Naomi.'

"I don't know how to tell you this, but it looks like you have a brain the size of a walnut."

Every class has one. . .

Your stomach is growling Mr. Fusco. Is that all that is? I've been paying my psychiatrist good money to help me to stop hearing inner voices.

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

Pre-Minstrel Tension

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

'The only way anyone gets in is on there knees.'