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"I hacked into your bank account to steal your money. But after seeing how much you had, I felt compelled to give you money."

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"Eat me"

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

"Amateurs."

Higher wisdom...

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

"So, if the Pope is pious, what kind of pie is he... apple?"

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

Laughter Is The Best Medicine

Creating dummy corporations for dummies.

Every class has one. . .

"I don't know how to tell you this, but it looks like you have a brain the size of a walnut."

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'The pills stopped your depression but we may need to adjust the dosage, Sister Naomi.'

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

Pre-Minstrel Tension

"Someone has hacked into our Computer."