Cyber Comedy Enthusiast Pillows

'I shouldn't worry too much, Bert, there's not much chance of your personal details being offered for sale.'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

"I just tweeted a chirp."

"Honey, our pop-up blocker stopped working again."

"It says 'Click here to enlarge.'"

"They don't appear to want to take over. They just want to dance."

Try again - Your password has to include barks, growls, whines and at least one yap.

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

"I.T. says these new laptops they gave us come loaded with all the latest viruses."

Internet Shoplifting

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

Are you still on strike, tv? That depends, master. Depends on what? On whether you still want me to find "Cop Rock" reruns. If you won't show it to me, I'll just catch it on YouTube. No you won't, master. Your phone and iMac have joined me in solidarity. Elon Musk was right about artificial intelligence ruining everything. Btw, I just googled you, and it seems "master" is not actually your name.

Spam.

I'm not saying he's dumb, but talking to him is like talking to a firewall.

'Grandpa says that, in his day, he had to walk 20 miles in the snow just to steal music.'

"What's that?" "I hit the icon marked 'worst case senario'."

Internet wedding - 'Apparently, you get a 40% discount if you marry on-line...'

A frat party at an online university

"Thank you for participating in this poll, but because your answers do not coincide with your social media rantings, you're obviously lying."

'What's the point? We're never going to be able to compete with online piracy.'

Amateur Spam.

"I made that video while doped up on catnip. That's why I'm warning you to stay away from drugs."

'If I do decide to get a second opinion, can I get it at your blog?'

'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'

I told you – people just love cat pictures.

"Lets take this conversation off line..."

"Before we go any further, I must warn you that this is not a secure network."

"Read the comments, boss. . . we should rename the whole thing from 'social media' to 'antisocial media'."

"You have exceeded the maximum number of incorrect password attempts."

How corporate data wizards decide it's time to re-vamp everything...