Web Comedy Enthusiast Pillows

'You are accused of internet fraud. How do you wish to blog?'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"It says 'Click here to enlarge.'"

"Honey, our pop-up blocker stopped working again."

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

Internet Shoplifting

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

Spam.

A frat party at an online university

Internet wedding - 'Apparently, you get a 40% discount if you marry on-line...'

"Thank you for participating in this poll, but because your answers do not coincide with your social media rantings, you're obviously lying."

'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'

'If I do decide to get a second opinion, can I get it at your blog?'

M.D. We call it "MySpace Wrist." Stop taking pictures of yourself.

Amateur Spam.

"I made that video while doped up on catnip. That's why I'm warning you to stay away from drugs."

I told you – people just love cat pictures.

Content Street Vendor

'We use intelligent robots, but not to intelligent because they'd want a union.'

'I'm doing a google search to see if I can find someone to open the side door.'

Spam on the Menu at Internet Cafe.

'If your guru business is slow, do what I did. Get a professional website presence on the Internet. That's how you found me, right?'

"My ears are burning - Somebody must be blogging about me."

'The poor shlubb -- his country still only has dial-up.'

'I've always felt safe shopping online.'

Download Hot Pics: Leda and the Swan.

"I've been toiling for months to write the great American tweet."

"Everything I see looks like a website captcha. I'm either having vision problems, or I'm spending too much time online."

Who's who - Who's googled

'Fun's over, the farmer installed a corn filter.'

"The best thing about getting old is YouTube wasn't around when we did really stupid stuff."

Internet crap.

I guess videos are getting easier to make.