Internet Comedy Buffs Pillows

'I met him through a chatline website - he's a computer error.'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Chasebook

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

"I have to give you credit. You're a pit bull and you're nice on and offline."

"It says 'Click here to enlarge.'"

"Honey, our pop-up blocker stopped working again."

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

'I'm just surfing the web.'

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

Internet wedding - 'Apparently, you get a 40% discount if you marry on-line...'

A frat party at an online university

"Thank you for participating in this poll, but because your answers do not coincide with your social media rantings, you're obviously lying."

'If I do decide to get a second opinion, can I get it at your blog?'

'Oh no! We're being spammed again!'

Content Street Vendor

'We use intelligent robots, but not to intelligent because they'd want a union.'

Spam on the Menu at Internet Cafe.

'If your guru business is slow, do what I did. Get a professional website presence on the Internet. That's how you found me, right?'

'I've always felt safe shopping online.'

'You are accused of internet fraud. How do you wish to blog?'

Ventrilamatch.com

'The poor shlubb -- his country still only has dial-up.'

'Well, we're still tweaking a few bugs in our online ordering service...'

'Fun's over, the farmer installed a corn filter.'

I guess videos are getting easier to make.

'Guess whose video sighting has gone viral?'

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