Internet Comedy Buff Pillows

"Your eyebrows have gone viral. Get some tweezers."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"Did you get my tweet?"

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"She looks just like in your photos."

Chasebook

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

Advertising on the internet.

Facebook For Dogs.

"Honey, our pop-up blocker stopped working again."

"Just right click, save as, and now you own the complete works of William Shakespeare."

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

"It says 'Click here to enlarge.'"

"I have to give you credit. You're a pit bull and you're nice on and offline."

"The internet without cat pictures? No way! Make a realistic wish like peace on earth, justice for all, everlasting life, sane politicians..."

"There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Lol. Winky face."

"It's great the way that computer algorithms allow the internet to feed me with opinions that reinforce the ones I've already got - all on my phone!"

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

Multiple personalities with blogs.

"I sell them for Website names."

Internet Shoplifting

You've got snail.

"No, it wasn't a typo on my profile site...I really am a nillionaire."

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."