Web Comedy Enthusiast Gifts

'You are accused of internet fraud. How do you wish to blog?'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"Honey, our pop-up blocker stopped working again."

"It says 'Click here to enlarge.'"

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

Internet Shoplifting

Spam.

"Thank you for participating in this poll, but because your answers do not coincide with your social media rantings, you're obviously lying."

A frat party at an online university

Internet wedding - 'Apparently, you get a 40% discount if you marry on-line...'

'If I do decide to get a second opinion, can I get it at your blog?'

Amateur Spam.

'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'

Content Street Vendor

'We use intelligent robots, but not to intelligent because they'd want a union.'

Spam on the Menu at Internet Cafe.

'If your guru business is slow, do what I did. Get a professional website presence on the Internet. That's how you found me, right?'

'The poor shlubb -- his country still only has dial-up.'

"My ears are burning - Somebody must be blogging about me."

'I've always felt safe shopping online.'

"I've been toiling for months to write the great American tweet."

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"Everything I see looks like a website captcha. I'm either having vision problems, or I'm spending too much time online."

'Fun's over, the farmer installed a corn filter.'

Internet crap.

I guess videos are getting easier to make.

If Leonardo Da Vinci had posted a copy of the Mona Lisa online after painting it.