Cyber Humor Lover Pillows

"Before we go any further, I must warn you that this is not a secure network."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Barcode Dreams

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

"It says 'Click here to enlarge.'"

"Honey, our pop-up blocker stopped working again."

"They don't appear to want to take over. They just want to dance."

Goodnight Social Media.

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

"I.T. says these new laptops they gave us come loaded with all the latest viruses."

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

Internet Shoplifting

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

'I was texting when my pop spilled on my laptop, which made me drop my iPod. So you see, officer, it wasn't my fault. Blame technology.'

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

Spam.

'Grandpa says that, in his day, he had to walk 20 miles in the snow just to steal music.'

Internet wedding - 'Apparently, you get a 40% discount if you marry on-line...'

'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'

Amateur Spam.

"Lets take this conversation off line..."

'If I do decide to get a second opinion, can I get it at your blog?'

"Welcome to the team, Mr Ware. What did you say your first name was?"

'We use intelligent robots, but not to intelligent because they'd want a union.'

'I'm sorry Sir, I can't allow you to enter this country. Your passport is okay, but your internet rating is lousy!'

Spam on the Menu at Internet Cafe.

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

Redundant horse searches for the definition of 'giddy up' online.

'Well, now, let's just shine the light of common sense and linear thinking on this little computer problem of yours, shall we?' 'I'm not THAT desperate yet.'

"I've been toiling for months to write the great American tweet."