Cyber Comedy Enthusiast Prints

'I shouldn't worry too much, Bert, there's not much chance of your personal details being offered for sale.'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

"Honey, our pop-up blocker stopped working again."

"It says 'Click here to enlarge.'"

"They don't appear to want to take over. They just want to dance."

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

Internet Shoplifting

"I.T. says these new laptops they gave us come loaded with all the latest viruses."

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

Spam.

"What's that?" "I hit the icon marked 'worst case senario'."

'Grandpa says that, in his day, he had to walk 20 miles in the snow just to steal music.'

A frat party at an online university

"Thank you for participating in this poll, but because your answers do not coincide with your social media rantings, you're obviously lying."

Internet wedding - 'Apparently, you get a 40% discount if you marry on-line...'

'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'

'What's the point? We're never going to be able to compete with online piracy.'

"You have exceeded the maximum number of incorrect password attempts."

"Read the comments, boss. . . we should rename the whole thing from 'social media' to 'antisocial media'."

"Lets take this conversation off line..."

'If I do decide to get a second opinion, can I get it at your blog?'

Amateur Spam.

How corporate data wizards decide it's time to re-vamp everything...

"Before we go any further, I must warn you that this is not a secure network."

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