Cyber Humor Enthusiast Prints

Online banking - robbery.

'Why don't you try to steal an identity that comes with a job?'

Misunderstood artist

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"Did you get my tweet?"

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

Terry had a computer bug.

Hardware and software

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"She looks just like in your photos."

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

Advertising on the internet.

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

Facebook For Dogs.

"It says 'Click here to enlarge.'"

"There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Lol. Winky face."

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

"The internet without cat pictures? No way! Make a realistic wish like peace on earth, justice for all, everlasting life, sane politicians..."

"Just right click, save as, and now you own the complete works of William Shakespeare."

"They don't appear to want to take over. They just want to dance."

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

"It's great the way that computer algorithms allow the internet to feed me with opinions that reinforce the ones I've already got - all on my phone!"

'It does data processing, word processing and list processing. Get me some data, some words and some lists.'

Multiple personalities with blogs.

"Is that a finger?"

"No, it wasn't a typo on my profile site...I really am a nillionaire."