Cyber Humor Enthusiast Prints

Online banking - robbery.

'Why don't you try to steal an identity that comes with a job?'

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

Misunderstood artist

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"Did you get my tweet?"

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

Terry had a computer bug.

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

Hardware and software

"She looks just like in your photos."

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

Twitter that!

Advertising on the internet.

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

Facebook For Dogs.

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

"Google gets thousands of requests each day to erase links. Most of them seem to go back to my website."

"The internet without cat pictures? No way! Make a realistic wish like peace on earth, justice for all, everlasting life, sane politicians..."

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

"There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Lol. Winky face."

I've founded my own religion. Of course you have, Rudy. It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths. If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted. What are the central tenets of your religion? A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation.

"It says 'Click here to enlarge.'"

"Just right click, save as, and now you own the complete works of William Shakespeare."

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

"They don't appear to want to take over. They just want to dance."

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

"It's great the way that computer algorithms allow the internet to feed me with opinions that reinforce the ones I've already got - all on my phone!"

'It does data processing, word processing and list processing. Get me some data, some words and some lists.'

Multiple personalities with blogs.