Cyber Jokesters Pillows

"It's the only way I can get some of my paitents to listen to me."

"In the end we decided to name him PJZK45Mz! So we could remember our computer's password."

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

Chasebook

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"Someone has hacked into our Computer."

"Don't forget the nucleus has mass."

That isn't what prove you're not a robot means, Bob.

"I have to give you credit. You're a pit bull and you're nice on and offline."

"They don't appear to want to take over. They just want to dance."

"...and we hope that, for a cyber-crime, you will consider a cyber-penalty."

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

"Remember, the password is case sensitive."

Whatcha doing, dad? I'm at work. Logging on. Tree's Tree Nursery.

Hey boss, that generic soap you gave me isn't really cleaning the cups. Mind if I go get some brand name stuff? Are you insane? There's zero difference between generic and brand name products. Corporate America just cons people into thinking "you get what you pay for." Don't be a stooge, Rudy. Don't fall for it. Now get in there and scrub those cups, minion! Strike a blow for the little guy against corporate lies! Wait ... I'm very confused. Are you a right-winger or a left-winger? You mean in w

"I.T. says these new laptops they gave us come loaded with all the latest viruses."

'I'm just surfing the web.'

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

I'm not saying he's dumb, but talking to him is like talking to a firewall.

'He's just de-man's-best-friended me.'

'Grandpa says that, in his day, he had to walk 20 miles in the snow just to steal music.'

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

'At the moment, it's only weakness is flypaper.' - (spyplane research dept.)

Witch uses broom from broom share program.

"I'm disabling autocorrect, because it reminds me too much of my mother-in-law."

"Miss, the cloud swallowed my homework."

"Lets take this conversation off line..."

'Oh no! We're being spammed again!'

Relativity explained; the woman on the train will always appear more attractive than the woman on the platform.

"How come all your alcohol is behind a paywall?"

"Welcome to the team, Mr Ware. What did you say your first name was?"