Internet Jokes Fanatic Pillows

"Now that Hillary Clinton's lost her status to share classified material, all I can hack from her emails are photos of kitties and job applications."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"Did you get my tweet?"

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

"She looks just like in your photos."

Chasebook

"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

Advertising on the internet.

Twitter that!

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

Facebook For Dogs.

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

"Google gets thousands of requests each day to erase links. Most of them seem to go back to my website."

"There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Lol. Winky face."

"Honey, our pop-up blocker stopped working again."

"I have to give you credit. You're a pit bull and you're nice on and offline."

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

"The internet without cat pictures? No way! Make a realistic wish like peace on earth, justice for all, everlasting life, sane politicians..."

That isn't what prove you're not a robot means, Bob.

I've founded my own religion. Of course you have, Rudy. It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths. If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted. What are the central tenets of your religion? A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation.

"Just right click, save as, and now you own the complete works of William Shakespeare."

"It says 'Click here to enlarge.'"

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

"It's great the way that computer algorithms allow the internet to feed me with opinions that reinforce the ones I've already got - all on my phone!"

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

Multiple personalities with blogs.

"This hilarious prank of yours is gonna go viral. This is a prank isn't it, Phil?"