Internet Jokes Fanatic Pillows

"Now that Hillary Clinton's lost her status to share classified material, all I can hack from her emails are photos of kitties and job applications."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

Chasebook

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

"She looks just like in your photos."

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

Advertising on the internet.

Facebook For Dogs.

"I have to give you credit. You're a pit bull and you're nice on and offline."

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

"Just right click, save as, and now you own the complete works of William Shakespeare."

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

"It says 'Click here to enlarge.'"

"Honey, our pop-up blocker stopped working again."

"The internet without cat pictures? No way! Make a realistic wish like peace on earth, justice for all, everlasting life, sane politicians..."

"There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Lol. Winky face."

"It's great the way that computer algorithms allow the internet to feed me with opinions that reinforce the ones I've already got - all on my phone!"

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

Multiple personalities with blogs.

"I sell them for Website names."

You've got snail.