Internet Jokes Pillows

"You're too late. I already sold it on e-bay."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

"It says 'Click here to enlarge.'"

That isn't what prove you're not a robot means, Bob.

"Honey, our pop-up blocker stopped working again."

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

Blues for now.

Whatcha doing, dad? I'm at work. Logging on. Tree's Tree Nursery.

Internet Shoplifting

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

"After she ran that clip of me getting a bath,... I posted this one of her stepping out of the shower."

"Remember, the password is case sensitive."

Spam.

'He's just de-man's-best-friended me.'

"Now that Hillary Clinton's lost her status to share classified material, all I can hack from her emails are photos of kitties and job applications."

Internet wedding - 'Apparently, you get a 40% discount if you marry on-line...'

"It killed on social media yet you say it's horrible?" "Lousy is lousy."

I told you – people just love cat pictures.

Amateur Spam.

'If I do decide to get a second opinion, can I get it at your blog?'

"How do you think that makes Gail feel, knowing her only dog is posting naked pictures of herself all over the internet?"

'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'

"Wait! Come Back!"

Spam on the Menu at Internet Cafe.

'Again. . . why are we expelling these two?'

'I'm doing a google search to see if I can find someone to open the side door.'

"Okay, I'll admit it. I'm only dating you so you'll follow me on social media."

'I've always felt safe shopping online.'

"Wanna join my hangouts circle?"

"Everything I see looks like a website captcha. I'm either having vision problems, or I'm spending too much time online."