Tech-savvy Humor Seeker Pillows

"It's for people who can't remember passwords."

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

I've always been slower than computers...

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

'Ok, give me your username & password one more time.'

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

"That guys is stealing my data!"

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

"We're neither software nor hardware. We're your parents."

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

'That's a full ten minutes with the TV off. What now?'

'Universal remote, my eye!'

"After seeing the benefits of web analytics, Amy hoped to learn something by attaching cookies to customers who visited her store."

'You are not haunted by the voices of the dead - You are tuned to four extra.'

Knights of the iPhone

'This must be the Sea of Tranquility.'

Social network site runs into trouble.

"Be careful of what you say. The CEO is listening in."

Last Chance To take Selfie For All Eternity.

'Dad, somehow I got into the IRS files.'

"Having bitten the apple I think we should cover our phones with fig-leaves."

'What happened to the little flute?'