Technology Humor Seeker Pillows

'Doesn't work? Okay, take out the gun that came with your purchase...position yourself in front of the computer and point and click.'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"Talk nerdy to me."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

"Darn autocorrect!"

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"You are still here."

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

I downloaded Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" into it's memory, and now the "command" key isn't working.

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"I didn't know they made a 'Sitbit'"

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

STRIP Hambone: Humanoid computers

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

'Your car should run fine now. I reformatted the hard drive, increased the ram, scanned for viruses, updated the firmware, upgraded to this year's processor...'

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

"He's been using the new virtual reality data viewer and climbing bar graphs..."

'Mom, I need a push.'

Robot Robber

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

"What burns my bottom about www.dazoosucks.com is that we capitalized them."

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

"When they said I'd been replaced by A.I. I'd imagined something more SOPHISTICATED!"

Tell me about your history. What are your interests? What kind of places do you visit? Are you careful? House of Java.net Cybercafe. You know what I mean: Are you the type that gets around? Your computer seems chaste. You may use it to send me an email. My laptop is virus-free. Freak.

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

21st century Safe Sex - protecting against face-recognition software.

"Our records show that you unsubscribed to our company's e-newsletter. We need to have a little talk."

'Is that computer, down there, the one you were having problems with?'