Technology Humorous Pillows

"My goal is to die before there's a technology breakthrough that forces me to live to a hundred and thirty."

"Talk nerdy to me."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Screen Time vs Book Time

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

"Darn autocorrect!"

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Chef copy robot

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

"I didn't know they made a 'Sitbit'"

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

STRIP Hambone: Humanoid computers

'Your car should run fine now. I reformatted the hard drive, increased the ram, scanned for viruses, updated the firmware, upgraded to this year's processor...'

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."