Techie Humor Pillows

STRIP Hambone: Over charged on a repair bill

And the next thing I knew, my smartphone had my power of attorney!

"This new phone you've designed...it doesn't make calls!"

"No, it's not some new wearable tech."

Ink Refill.

'Sorry Tin Man you have been replaced by a Samsung D800.'

'Dang, I forgot my password!'

'Make sure you wash behind your hands-free device.'

Husband electronic tagging control centre - Screen reads 'Pub'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"Talk nerdy to me."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"You are still here."

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

"I didn't know they made a 'Sitbit'"

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

HUAWEI 5G

"I gave up on the wheel and designed this. You'll thank me when electricity is invented."

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

'His debugging skills are exceptional.'

"He's been using the new virtual reality data viewer and climbing bar graphs..."

'Mom, I need a push.'

Robot Robber

"What burns my bottom about www.dazoosucks.com is that we capitalized them."

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

"When they said I'd been replaced by A.I. I'd imagined something more SOPHISTICATED!"

Tell me about your history. What are your interests? What kind of places do you visit? Are you careful? House of Java.net Cybercafe. You know what I mean: Are you the type that gets around? Your computer seems chaste. You may use it to send me an email. My laptop is virus-free. Freak.

"I can't stand this new hardware. It's much harder than the old hardware."

"Our records show that you unsubscribed to our company's e-newsletter. We need to have a little talk."