Techie Humor Gifts

STRIP Hambone: Over charged on a repair bill

"This new phone you've designed...it doesn't make calls!"

"No, it's not some new wearable tech."

Ink Refill.

'Dang, I forgot my password!'

'Make sure you wash behind your hands-free device.'

Husband electronic tagging control centre - Screen reads 'Pub'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"Talk nerdy to me."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"You are still here."

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

"I didn't know they made a 'Sitbit'"

HUAWEI 5G

"I gave up on the wheel and designed this. You'll thank me when electricity is invented."

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

'Mom, I need a push.'

"He's been using the new virtual reality data viewer and climbing bar graphs..."

"What burns my bottom about www.dazoosucks.com is that we capitalized them."

Robot Robber

"I can't stand this new hardware. It's much harder than the old hardware."

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

"When they said I'd been replaced by A.I. I'd imagined something more SOPHISTICATED!"

'By putting all our data into code, our competitors can't read it, our unathorized personnel can't read it, and I'm afraid, neither can we.'

'Is that computer, down there, the one you were having problems with?'

"Here's a blues number written about my inability to remember computer passwords."

This is a voice recognition service...we reserve the right to cut you off if you have an irritating nasal sort of voice.

Caveman to wheel inventor: 'Nice invention - how do you boot it up?'

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."