Tech Humor Gifts

'Is that computer, down there, the one you were having problems with?'

"He's been using the new virtual reality data viewer and climbing bar graphs..."

America's Funniest Encrypted Passwords

I hate getting ready for Y1K.

"Talk nerdy to me."

And for a mere £49.99 you can make it fully portable, sir.

'Ready! Aim! Unfriend!'

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

Picture messaging - '...and you hit the 'VS' verify story button and it takes a 360 degree picture without him knowing'

"Your computer is fine. It's your brain that has a lot of useless programs on it. Unfortunately, it doesn't come with an uninstall button."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Screen Time vs Book Time

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"Darn autocorrect!"

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Chef copy robot

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

"You are still here."

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

"I didn't know they made a 'Sitbit'"