Tech-savvy Laugh Seeker Pillows

'Look closely. Do you see the one who stole your identity?'

"I never received vaccinations as a child, but I am password protected."

"It was amicable. She got the phones and I got the data plan."

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"I haven't the slightest idea who he is. He came bundled with the software."

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

I've always been slower than computers...

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

"That guys is stealing my data!"

"Having our team all work on the same page has been a lot more difficult since our company has gone paperless."

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

"We're neither software nor hardware. We're your parents."

'Universal remote, my eye!'

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

"After seeing the benefits of web analytics, Amy hoped to learn something by attaching cookies to customers who visited her store."

'This must be the Sea of Tranquility.'

Social network site runs into trouble.

"Be careful of what you say. The CEO is listening in."

'You are not haunted by the voices of the dead - You are tuned to four extra.'

Last Chance To take Selfie For All Eternity.

"Dude. You need to get cable."

Knights of the iPhone

Don't use your dog's name as a password

Ventriloquist's dummy reads 'Computers for dummies'.

"Fantasic wedding, great reception"