Tech-savvy Laugh Seeker Mugs

'Look closely. Do you see the one who stole your identity?'

"I never received vaccinations as a child, but I am password protected."

"It was amicable. She got the phones and I got the data plan."

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"I'd like to TikTok your offer and get comments before saying yes or no."

"I haven't the slightest idea who he is. He came bundled with the software."

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

I've always been slower than computers...

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

"That guys is stealing my data!"

"Having our team all work on the same page has been a lot more difficult since our company has gone paperless."

Noah posted his first tweet.

Modern Calamities. Farmer in the Dell. Do something Maw

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

"We're neither software nor hardware. We're your parents."

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

"Remember, the password is case sensitive."

Isn't it cool? I printed out my reply to your raise request using the 3-D printer! NO!

'Universal remote, my eye!'

I hear you're sending Rudy to a clandestine meeting with Russian agents for the purpose of coordinating the blackmailing of the American president. What?! I am not! What ever gave you such an outlandish idea? I overheard Rudy asking Siri "How do I say 'hello' in Russian?" That proves nothing. Then he said "Siri, how do I say 'my boss wants your boss to blackmail our president' in Russian?" That could mean anything. Then he said "Siri, how do I say 'that means exactly what it sounds like it means

"After seeing the benefits of web analytics, Amy hoped to learn something by attaching cookies to customers who visited her store."

'Wi-fi-fo-fum! I smell the blood of an Englishman!'

Lizzie Borden in the 21st Century...

Computers. Tablets. Laptops. The model is entirely voice-activated. I've always wanted to tell a computer "off."

"Dude. You need to get cable."

Last Chance To take Selfie For All Eternity.

'You are not haunted by the voices of the dead - You are tuned to four extra.'

I didn't see who attacked me, but that's the guy who got it all on his phone.

'This must be the Sea of Tranquility.'

Knights of the iPhone

Social network site runs into trouble.

"Be careful of what you say. The CEO is listening in."