Tech-savvy Humor Appreciator Mugs

'This is not going to look too good on your record: complaining about invasion of privacy.'

Dear God, please send clothes for all those poor woman in Dad's computer.

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"I'd like to TikTok your offer and get comments before saying yes or no."

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"I haven't the slightest idea who he is. He came bundled with the software."

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

I've always been slower than computers...

'Ok, give me your username & password one more time.'

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

"That guys is stealing my data!"

Modern Calamities. Farmer in the Dell. Do something Maw

"Having our team all work on the same page has been a lot more difficult since our company has gone paperless."

'Your car should run fine now. I reformatted the hard drive, increased the ram, scanned for viruses, updated the firmware, upgraded to this year's processor...'

Noah posted his first tweet.

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

"We're neither software nor hardware. We're your parents."

'Universal remote, my eye!'

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

I hear you're sending Rudy to a clandestine meeting with Russian agents for the purpose of coordinating the blackmailing of the American president. What?! I am not! What ever gave you such an outlandish idea? I overheard Rudy asking Siri "How do I say 'hello' in Russian?" That proves nothing. Then he said "Siri, how do I say 'my boss wants your boss to blackmail our president' in Russian?" That could mean anything. Then he said "Siri, how do I say 'that means exactly what it sounds like it means

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

Isn't it cool? I printed out my reply to your raise request using the 3-D printer! NO!

"Remember, the password is case sensitive."

"After seeing the benefits of web analytics, Amy hoped to learn something by attaching cookies to customers who visited her store."

"Be careful of what you say. The CEO is listening in."

'Wi-fi-fo-fum! I smell the blood of an Englishman!'

Knights of the iPhone

Last Chance To take Selfie For All Eternity.

I didn't see who attacked me, but that's the guy who got it all on his phone.

'This must be the Sea of Tranquility.'