Tech-savvy Humor Mugs

"We're neither software nor hardware. We're your parents."

Computers. Tablets. Laptops. The model is entirely voice-activated. I've always wanted to tell a computer "off."

Female Computer Mouse: 'Woww, NICE Pad!'

Social network site runs into trouble.

'Visit us at www.e-beg.com'

Receiving the early morning t-mail.

"Talk nerdy to me."

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"I'd like to TikTok your offer and get comments before saying yes or no."

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

I've always been slower than computers...

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Modern Calamities. Farmer in the Dell. Do something Maw

"That guys is stealing my data!"

Noah posted his first tweet.

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

'Mom, I need a push.'

"He's been using the new virtual reality data viewer and climbing bar graphs..."

I hear you're sending Rudy to a clandestine meeting with Russian agents for the purpose of coordinating the blackmailing of the American president. What?! I am not! What ever gave you such an outlandish idea? I overheard Rudy asking Siri "How do I say 'hello' in Russian?" That proves nothing. Then he said "Siri, how do I say 'my boss wants your boss to blackmail our president' in Russian?" That could mean anything. Then he said "Siri, how do I say 'that means exactly what it sounds like it means

"Remember, the password is case sensitive."

'Universal remote, my eye!'

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

'Is that computer, down there, the one you were having problems with?'

"After seeing the benefits of web analytics, Amy hoped to learn something by attaching cookies to customers who visited her store."

'This must be the Sea of Tranquility.'

Knights of the iPhone

"Be careful of what you say. The CEO is listening in."

'Wi-fi-fo-fum! I smell the blood of an Englishman!'

I didn't see who attacked me, but that's the guy who got it all on his phone.

Last Chance To take Selfie For All Eternity.