Tech-challenged Humor Mugs

Bill's brother 'Boob' Gates: 'Bill? Yeah, my VCR is blinking '12' again...'

"Talk nerdy to me."

"Darn autocorrect!"

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'Mom, I need a push.'

"He's been using the new virtual reality data viewer and climbing bar graphs..."

"We're neither software nor hardware. We're your parents."

'That's a full ten minutes with the TV off. What now?'

'Is that computer, down there, the one you were having problems with?'

"After seeing the benefits of web analytics, Amy hoped to learn something by attaching cookies to customers who visited her store."

Computers. Tablets. Laptops. The model is entirely voice-activated. I've always wanted to tell a computer "off."

Idiot's Guide to Programming a VCR.

'Dad, somehow I got into the IRS files.'

Social network site runs into trouble.

Virtual Lap Dancing

"Zoom says we have connectivity issues..."

"These EHR formats are an indecipherable headache to try and wade through. I miss the old days when the doctor's writing was all we had to figure out."

I hate getting ready for Y1K.

Husband electronic tagging control centre - Screen reads 'Pub'

'My backup special...'

'They had a lot more authority on horses, don't you think? It's hard to take them seriously on those things.'

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

"Having bitten the apple I think we should cover our phones with fig-leaves."

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

To put your right foot in, press 5...to take it out, press 6... to put...

"Try switching if off and on at the same time."

And the next thing I knew, my smartphone had my power of attorney!

"Hey, it's the scouting virus! It doesn't affect your pc, it just makes you want to go camping!"

"In the end we decided to name him PJZK45Mz! So we could remember our computer's password."

"Here we call it a pregnancy, not a startup."

I think you're using the old remote...

"Your computer is fine. It's your brain that has a lot of useless programs on it. Unfortunately, it doesn't come with an uninstall button."