Tech-challenged Humor Pillows

"Talk nerdy to me."

"Darn autocorrect!"

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'Mom, I need a push.'

"We're neither software nor hardware. We're your parents."

"He's been using the new virtual reality data viewer and climbing bar graphs..."

'That's a full ten minutes with the TV off. What now?'

'Is that computer, down there, the one you were having problems with?'

"After seeing the benefits of web analytics, Amy hoped to learn something by attaching cookies to customers who visited her store."

Idiot's Guide to Programming a VCR.

"Zoom says we have connectivity issues..."

Virtual Lap Dancing

Social network site runs into trouble.

'Dad, somehow I got into the IRS files.'

"These EHR formats are an indecipherable headache to try and wade through. I miss the old days when the doctor's writing was all we had to figure out."

I hate getting ready for Y1K.

To put your right foot in, press 5...to take it out, press 6... to put...

Husband electronic tagging control centre - Screen reads 'Pub'

'My backup special...'

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

"Having bitten the apple I think we should cover our phones with fig-leaves."

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

"Try switching if off and on at the same time."

Humpty Dumpty sat on a paywall.

"Here we call it a pregnancy, not a startup."

I think you're using the old remote...

"In the end we decided to name him PJZK45Mz! So we could remember our computer's password."

'Every time I step on the scale Alexa uses my weight for the joke of the day.'

And for a mere £49.99 you can make it fully portable, sir.