Tech-averse Humor Pillows

'Your physician has to have more confidence in e-prescribing. He followed up with a fax, an e-mail, and a phone call.'

Technophobes Illustrated Dictionary : "I. P. Address - The answer to the question, "Where is the bathroom?"

"Talk nerdy to me."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

"Darn autocorrect!"

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Colonial Larrysburg.

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

"I didn't know they made a 'Sitbit'"

"We're neither software nor hardware. We're your parents."

'Mom, I need a push.'

"He's been using the new virtual reality data viewer and climbing bar graphs..."

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

'That's a full ten minutes with the TV off. What now?'

"Our records show that you unsubscribed to our company's e-newsletter. We need to have a little talk."

'Is that computer, down there, the one you were having problems with?'

'By putting all our data into code, our competitors can't read it, our unathorized personnel can't read it, and I'm afraid, neither can we.'

Computers. Tablets. Laptops. The model is entirely voice-activated. I've always wanted to tell a computer "off."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"Zoom says we have connectivity issues..."

Social network site runs into trouble.

STRIP Hambone: Using Tippex on a monitor

"These EHR formats are an indecipherable headache to try and wade through. I miss the old days when the doctor's writing was all we had to figure out."

'I'm sorry, but we are after a different kind of Web expert...'

I hate getting ready for Y1K.

"This tone means the battery is low. This one means you've just driven over a pedestrian. And this one indicates that someone sitting near you in a coffee shop is about to grab your phone and stuff it down your throat!"

"No, it isn't a mobile. It's my pipe."

STRIP Hambone: 'Can't you programme this thing to laugh at my jokes?'

Instead of that CD, how about feeding me a nice bagel for a change?

'The number 1 dinner is available in an updated version 1.1.'

"You've got to compress it because my email account is limited to 3MB."

'Don't disturb your father when he's in stand-by mode.'

Husband electronic tagging control centre - Screen reads 'Pub'