Tech-averse Humor Prints

'Your physician has to have more confidence in e-prescribing. He followed up with a fax, an e-mail, and a phone call.'

Technophobes Illustrated Dictionary : "I. P. Address - The answer to the question, "Where is the bathroom?"

"Talk nerdy to me."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

"Darn autocorrect!"

Colonial Larrysburg.

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

"I didn't know they made a 'Sitbit'"

'Mom, I need a push.'

"He's been using the new virtual reality data viewer and climbing bar graphs..."

"We're neither software nor hardware. We're your parents."

'That's a full ten minutes with the TV off. What now?'

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

'By putting all our data into code, our competitors can't read it, our unathorized personnel can't read it, and I'm afraid, neither can we.'

'Is that computer, down there, the one you were having problems with?'

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"Zoom says we have connectivity issues..."

Social network site runs into trouble.

STRIP Hambone: Using Tippex on a monitor

"These EHR formats are an indecipherable headache to try and wade through. I miss the old days when the doctor's writing was all we had to figure out."

'I'm sorry, but we are after a different kind of Web expert...'

I hate getting ready for Y1K.

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

Instead of that CD, how about feeding me a nice bagel for a change?

"We programmed it to behave exactly like a human... it never stops complaining."

'Don't disturb your father when he's in stand-by mode.'

'The number 1 dinner is available in an updated version 1.1.'

"Maybe it's just playing dead."

"No, it isn't a mobile. It's my pipe."

"You've got to compress it because my email account is limited to 3MB."

STRIP Hambone: 'Can't you programme this thing to laugh at my jokes?'

"Mine has a terrible battery life."