Tech-phobic Humor Lover Pillows

"O.K., you've just sentenced him to twenty-five years to life – now push 'send.'"

'These new technologies are killing me!'

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Colonial Larrysburg.

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

"I didn't know they made a 'Sitbit'"

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

AI Summit

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

'By putting all our data into code, our competitors can't read it, our unathorized personnel can't read it, and I'm afraid, neither can we.'

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"Zoom says we have connectivity issues..."

'You are not haunted by the voices of the dead - You are tuned to four extra.'

STRIP Hambone: Using Tippex on a monitor

'I'm sorry, but we are after a different kind of Web expert...'

'The number 1 dinner is available in an updated version 1.1.'

"Mine has a terrible battery life."

"You've got to compress it because my email account is limited to 3MB."

'Don't disturb your father when he's in stand-by mode.'

"No, it isn't a mobile. It's my pipe."

"This tone means the battery is low. This one means you've just driven over a pedestrian. And this one indicates that someone sitting near you in a coffee shop is about to grab your phone and stuff it down your throat!"

Instead of that CD, how about feeding me a nice bagel for a change?

"Do I use Google Maps driving or walking directions?"

PC literate? Are you kidding- I can bearly use a shovel.'

STRIP Hambone: 'Can't you programme this thing to laugh at my jokes?'

"His last wish was that we delete his browsing history."

"We programmed it to behave exactly like a human... it never stops complaining."

"Maybe it's just playing dead."