Tech-savvy Humorists Mugs

"After seeing the benefits of web analytics, Amy hoped to learn something by attaching cookies to customers who visited her store."

"I swear, she's had so much work done, her own phone wouldn't recognise her."

"Hey. My appointment reminder app isn't working. I think we missed our boarding time on the ark."

'I need a new motto. One with 140 characters.'

'We have Foxtel of course...'

"I'm just visiting my probation officer's website"

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

"You can use our WiFi as long as you'd like, but if you're going to be nasty you'll need to move to the troll section."

Humpty Dumpty sat on a paywall.

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"I'd like to TikTok your offer and get comments before saying yes or no."

"Darn autocorrect!"

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

I've always been slower than computers...

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

"That guys is stealing my data!"

Noah posted his first tweet.

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

Modern Calamities. Farmer in the Dell. Do something Maw

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

"We're neither software nor hardware. We're your parents."

"The fact that I have multiple personalities and none of them are computer literate is depressing."

Google signwriter.

"Remember, the password is case sensitive."

'Universal remote, my eye!'

I hear you're sending Rudy to a clandestine meeting with Russian agents for the purpose of coordinating the blackmailing of the American president. What?! I am not! What ever gave you such an outlandish idea? I overheard Rudy asking Siri "How do I say 'hello' in Russian?" That proves nothing. Then he said "Siri, how do I say 'my boss wants your boss to blackmail our president' in Russian?" That could mean anything. Then he said "Siri, how do I say 'that means exactly what it sounds like it means

'That's a full ten minutes with the TV off. What now?'

Computer tech support sacred offering

Lizzie Borden in the 21st Century...

"We've been married 32 years. How can you possibly still be in beta?"

Knights of the iPhone

Last Chance To take Selfie For All Eternity.