Tech-savvy Jokesters Mugs

"I'm disabling autocorrect, because it reminds me too much of my mother-in-law."

Net Etiquette

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"Darn autocorrect!"

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"I haven't the slightest idea who he is. He came bundled with the software."

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

I've always been slower than computers...

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

"If we only use 10% of our brains, how am I supposed to get passing grades?"

"Having our team all work on the same page has been a lot more difficult since our company has gone paperless."

"That guys is stealing my data!"

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

"We're neither software nor hardware. We're your parents."

"...and we hope that, for a cyber-crime, you will consider a cyber-penalty."

"The fact that I have multiple personalities and none of them are computer literate is depressing."

'Universal remote, my eye!'

"After seeing the benefits of web analytics, Amy hoped to learn something by attaching cookies to customers who visited her store."

Knights of the iPhone

"Dude. You need to get cable."

'This must be the Sea of Tranquility.'

"Be careful of what you say. The CEO is listening in."

"We've been married 32 years. How can you possibly still be in beta?"

Last Chance To take Selfie For All Eternity.