Tech-savvy Humorists Prints

"After seeing the benefits of web analytics, Amy hoped to learn something by attaching cookies to customers who visited her store."

'I need a new motto. One with 140 characters.'

'We have Foxtel of course...'

"I'm just visiting my probation officer's website"

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

"You can use our WiFi as long as you'd like, but if you're going to be nasty you'll need to move to the troll section."

Humpty Dumpty sat on a paywall.

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"Darn autocorrect!"

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

I've always been slower than computers...

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

"That guys is stealing my data!"

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

"We're neither software nor hardware. We're your parents."

"The fact that I have multiple personalities and none of them are computer literate is depressing."

'Universal remote, my eye!'

'That's a full ten minutes with the TV off. What now?'

Computer tech support sacred offering

Knights of the iPhone

'This must be the Sea of Tranquility.'

"Be careful of what you say. The CEO is listening in."

Social network site runs into trouble.

"We've been married 32 years. How can you possibly still be in beta?"

Last Chance To take Selfie For All Eternity.

'Dad, somehow I got into the IRS files.'

"I'm disabling autocorrect, because it reminds me too much of my mother-in-law."

"...and don't fall for that trunk enlargement scam."