High-tech Humorists Prints

"Bluetooth costs extra."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Driverless cars rage.

Screen Time vs Book Time

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"Darn autocorrect!"

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Chef copy robot

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

I've always been slower than computers...

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

HUAWEI 5G

"I gave up on the wheel and designed this. You'll thank me when electricity is invented."