Tech-savvy Humor Appreciator Prints

'This is not going to look too good on your record: complaining about invasion of privacy.'

Dear God, please send clothes for all those poor woman in Dad's computer.

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"I haven't the slightest idea who he is. He came bundled with the software."

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

I've always been slower than computers...

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

'Ok, give me your username & password one more time.'

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

"That guys is stealing my data!"

"Having our team all work on the same page has been a lot more difficult since our company has gone paperless."

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

'Your car should run fine now. I reformatted the hard drive, increased the ram, scanned for viruses, updated the firmware, upgraded to this year's processor...'

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

"We're neither software nor hardware. We're your parents."

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

'Universal remote, my eye!'

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

"After seeing the benefits of web analytics, Amy hoped to learn something by attaching cookies to customers who visited her store."

Social network site runs into trouble.

'You are not haunted by the voices of the dead - You are tuned to four extra.'

Knights of the iPhone

Last Chance To take Selfie For All Eternity.