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Help! Can't Swipe.

Hiding the electronics.

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"You are still here."

"I haven't the slightest idea who he is. He came bundled with the software."

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

I've always been slower than computers...

"I didn't know they made a 'Sitbit'"

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

"Having our team all work on the same page has been a lot more difficult since our company has gone paperless."

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

"That guys is stealing my data!"

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

"We're neither software nor hardware. We're your parents."

Robot Robber

"What burns my bottom about www.dazoosucks.com is that we capitalized them."

'Universal remote, my eye!'

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

"When they said I'd been replaced by A.I. I'd imagined something more SOPHISTICATED!"

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