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Help! Can't Swipe.

Hiding the electronics.

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

"I'd like to TikTok your offer and get comments before saying yes or no."

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"You are still here."

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"I haven't the slightest idea who he is. He came bundled with the software."

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"I didn't know they made a 'Sitbit'"

I've always been slower than computers...

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

Noah posted his first tweet.

"Having our team all work on the same page has been a lot more difficult since our company has gone paperless."

Modern Calamities. Farmer in the Dell. Do something Maw

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

"That guys is stealing my data!"

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

"We're neither software nor hardware. We're your parents."

Robot Robber

"What burns my bottom about www.dazoosucks.com is that we capitalized them."

I hear you're sending Rudy to a clandestine meeting with Russian agents for the purpose of coordinating the blackmailing of the American president. What?! I am not! What ever gave you such an outlandish idea? I overheard Rudy asking Siri "How do I say 'hello' in Russian?" That proves nothing. Then he said "Siri, how do I say 'my boss wants your boss to blackmail our president' in Russian?" That could mean anything. Then he said "Siri, how do I say 'that means exactly what it sounds like it means

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'Universal remote, my eye!'

"Remember, the password is case sensitive."