Tech-savvy Chuckler Pillows

"I keep forgetting. When do I cluck and when do I double-cluck?"

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"I haven't the slightest idea who he is. He came bundled with the software."

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

I've always been slower than computers...

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

"Having our team all work on the same page has been a lot more difficult since our company has gone paperless."

"That guys is stealing my data!"

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

'Universal remote, my eye!'

'This must be the Sea of Tranquility.'

"Be careful of what you say. The CEO is listening in."

"Here's the problem. Your computer isn't obsolete, you are."

"Dude. You need to get cable."

'Dad, somehow I got into the IRS files.'

Last Chance To take Selfie For All Eternity.

Knights of the iPhone

Don't use your dog's name as a password

Ventriloquist's dummy reads 'Computers for dummies'.

'I got a new lawn-mowing app for my cell phone.'

"Fantasic wedding, great reception"

"I'm disabling autocorrect, because it reminds me too much of my mother-in-law."

'What happened to the little flute?'