Tech-savvy Chuckler Pillows

"I keep forgetting. When do I cluck and when do I double-cluck?"

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"I'd like to TikTok your offer and get comments before saying yes or no."

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"I haven't the slightest idea who he is. He came bundled with the software."

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

I've always been slower than computers...

'No Jenkins! I said we need to start using the Cloud! The C-L-O-U-D!'

"Having our team all work on the same page has been a lot more difficult since our company has gone paperless."

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

Modern Calamities. Farmer in the Dell. Do something Maw

"That guys is stealing my data!"

Noah posted his first tweet.

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

"Remember, the password is case sensitive."

I hear you're sending Rudy to a clandestine meeting with Russian agents for the purpose of coordinating the blackmailing of the American president. What?! I am not! What ever gave you such an outlandish idea? I overheard Rudy asking Siri "How do I say 'hello' in Russian?" That proves nothing. Then he said "Siri, how do I say 'my boss wants your boss to blackmail our president' in Russian?" That could mean anything. Then he said "Siri, how do I say 'that means exactly what it sounds like it means

Isn't it cool? I printed out my reply to your raise request using the 3-D printer! NO!

'Universal remote, my eye!'

I didn't see who attacked me, but that's the guy who got it all on his phone.

'Wi-fi-fo-fum! I smell the blood of an Englishman!'

"Dude. You need to get cable."

'Dad, somehow I got into the IRS files.'

"Here's the problem. Your computer isn't obsolete, you are."

Knights of the iPhone

Last Chance To take Selfie For All Eternity.

'This must be the Sea of Tranquility.'

Lizzie Borden in the 21st Century...

"Be careful of what you say. The CEO is listening in."

Don't use your dog's name as a password

Ventriloquist's dummy reads 'Computers for dummies'.

"I'm disabling autocorrect, because it reminds me too much of my mother-in-law."

"Fantasic wedding, great reception"

'I got a new lawn-mowing app for my cell phone.'