Tech-challenged Chuckler Pillows

"I can't call nobody on this newfangled dang cellular telephone!"

"I haven't the slightest idea who he is. He came bundled with the software."

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

"Having our team all work on the same page has been a lot more difficult since our company has gone paperless."

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

'That's a full ten minutes with the TV off. What now?'

"Dude. You need to get cable."

"Here's the problem. Your computer isn't obsolete, you are."

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

Ventriloquist's dummy reads 'Computers for dummies'.

"Fantasic wedding, great reception"

'I got a new lawn-mowing app for my cell phone.'

"You won't get an email if you didn't get a second interview. We'll text you a rejection emoji!"

"And another thing...you guys are goofing off way too much at the charging station."

"In all the years I’ve endured your presence, I have never once heard you mention your mother." "It’s almost as if you think you sprang fully formed from the bowels of the earth." "When’s the last time you called your mother?" "December 2, 1992." "The day before text messaging was introduced." "Ingrate!!!"

'I lost my homework on the cloud.'

'He's our Spam expert!'

'The diagnostic computer thinks it's a punishment from God.'

Computer clown.

Vinnie Calhoun, the texting ventriloquist.

"I want you to order a more powerful computer. I typed in your name, hit delete but you're still here."

"I downloaded the Laugh Track app yo soften mom when I give her my lame excuse."

STRIP Hambone: Computer health analysis

'This homework is a disgrace. I'd like a note from your computer.'

"I keep forgetting. When do I cluck and when do I double-cluck?"

'Look closely. Do you see the one who stole your identity?'

"Of the whole crew, only the Captain was hooked up to the net"

!Now this, for those of you who have never met one, is what we call a client!"

You pathetic techno moron...You pathetic techno slave.

'And when the little hand gets to the nine, it means... ah, just check your cell phones.'

'I forward email jokes - therefore I am.'

Good job we were still plugged in!

'I don't have any friends....even when I tried to find one on Facebook, no one even there wanted to be a Facebook Friend!'

"Gwen, call the employment agency back, please, we just created our first 3-D employee!"