Techie Chuckler Pillows

'He's our Spam expert!'

New! Cell-U-Lite Tellaphone: 'Hmmm! There's something wrong here!'

"Gwen, call the employment agency back, please, we just created our first 3-D employee!"

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

"Here's the problem. Your computer isn't obsolete, you are."

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

The Big Four debate banking ethics

Hey diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow finally landed on the moon.

'They come down here to smoke.'

"It's bad news I'm afraid...we've lost his web site!"

He's very defensive about his personal space.

"Isn't this just a repeat of his 1332 Christmas special."

Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! What's that malfunctioning machine? It's a "Justin Beeper"!

"Wow, that thing is bright! Glad we wore our sunglasses!"

School janitor empties numbers out of math room waste basket.

"Check it out. Nirvana. And on my phone, no less."

Reminder from my Telebartender. Gotta go!

"I keep forgetting. When do I cluck and when do I double-cluck?"

STRIP Hambone: Computer health analysis

Cloud Storage. Clown Storage

'Darling, the blogsitter's here.'

Witch sends Friend Requests to Hansel and Gretel

'I'm actually a soy milky way.'

J-J-JOE'S B-B-BAR, 'Actually, Joe's done pretty well for a guy with a speech impediment.'

"Remember when your identity was stolen? I just bought it back at an on-line shopping center."

"I've found it the easiest way to administer nose drops!"

"I can't call nobody on this newfangled dang cellular telephone!"

"Come back later when our computers are back up."

"He's been wearing that bag over his head. I think he's ashamed to be seen in public with that flip phone I bought him."

Hello, you have reached the Johnsons. All of our family members are currently busy sharing the events of their day. Please continue to hold, and the next available 4-year-old will be with you shortly. Machines Programmed for Telemarketers.

"If you're worried about I.D. theft, 'Moo' is too obvious a password."

Man looks dismayed as voice on TV says: 'If you're a digital viewer, press your red button now for bonus footage and behind-the-scenes extras' everyone else ... oh, just get lost.'