Techie Chuckler Gifts

'He's our Spam expert!'

New! Cell-U-Lite Tellaphone: 'Hmmm! There's something wrong here!'

"Gwen, call the employment agency back, please, we just created our first 3-D employee!"

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

"Here's the problem. Your computer isn't obsolete, you are."

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

Hey diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow finally landed on the moon.

"It's bad news I'm afraid...we've lost his web site!"

'They come down here to smoke.'

"Wow, that thing is bright! Glad we wore our sunglasses!"

School janitor empties numbers out of math room waste basket.

STRIP Hambone: Computer health analysis

Reminder from my Telebartender. Gotta go!

"Check it out. Nirvana. And on my phone, no less."

"I keep forgetting. When do I cluck and when do I double-cluck?"

Witch sends Friend Requests to Hansel and Gretel

'I'm actually a soy milky way.'

Cloud Storage. Clown Storage

J-J-JOE'S B-B-BAR, 'Actually, Joe's done pretty well for a guy with a speech impediment.'

"Remember when your identity was stolen? I just bought it back at an on-line shopping center."

"I've found it the easiest way to administer nose drops!"

"Come back later when our computers are back up."

"I can't call nobody on this newfangled dang cellular telephone!"

"He's been wearing that bag over his head. I think he's ashamed to be seen in public with that flip phone I bought him."

"If you're worried about I.D. theft, 'Moo' is too obvious a password."

"Try rebooting your computer again..."

Bad ideas...texting your Valentine message.

"I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism"

Man looks dismayed as voice on TV says: 'If you're a digital viewer, press your red button now for bonus footage and behind-the-scenes extras' everyone else ... oh, just get lost.'