Tech Glitch Chuckler Gifts

"Come back later when our computers are back up."

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

"When Butcher Bob gets back from lunch this one is getting a vasectomy."

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

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Corona virus: "Wow, I seem to be getting lots of attention lately."

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

'I think cowboys are just plain lazy: Why else would you have to carry them all the time?'

"Here's the problem. Your computer isn't obsolete, you are."

STRIP Hambone: Computer smoke signals message from Indian office

"It's bad news I'm afraid...we've lost his web site!"

'He's our Spam expert!'

"I should let you know, you accidentally forwarded THAT mail to me."

STRIP Hambone: Computer health analysis

'Get with it, buddy -- that mile of highway you adopted has snow all over it!'

'You've got her on 16.5 zoom and it's not good.'

"Tech-support is suing you for emotional distress. Just how often do you call them?"

Next on Fox! Clowns Without Makeup.

"I keep forgetting. When do I cluck and when do I double-cluck?"

"Pandemic! That's a pretty name."

'Bless you!'

Witch sends Friend Requests to Hansel and Gretel

"Gwen, call the employment agency back, please, we just created our first 3-D employee!"

J-J-JOE'S B-B-BAR, 'Actually, Joe's done pretty well for a guy with a speech impediment.'

"I just talked to Grunzman on the phone when he called in sick...I fear he really has got something very, very highly contagious!"

New! Cell-U-Lite Tellaphone: 'Hmmm! There's something wrong here!'

Is it true that all cats are free thinkers? Yeah, we can't stand dogma.

'What seems to be the trouble, Doctor?'

'Unexpected item in bagging area!'

'The error message said I made an illegal entry, but I never suspected it was anything this serious!'

Bank Checking. Ah, just the person we wanted to see. The good news is we've named a computer glitch after you.

"I can't call nobody on this newfangled dang cellular telephone!"