Tech Chuckler Gifts

STRIP Hambone: Computer health analysis

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

"When Butcher Bob gets back from lunch this one is getting a vasectomy."

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

'I think cowboys are just plain lazy: Why else would you have to carry them all the time?'

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

"Here's the problem. Your computer isn't obsolete, you are."

Corona virus: "Wow, I seem to be getting lots of attention lately."

Hey diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow finally landed on the moon.

Keyboard in Heaven

'They come down here to smoke.'

"It's bad news I'm afraid...we've lost his web site!"

'He's our Spam expert!'

"Wow, that thing is bright! Glad we wore our sunglasses!"

"Pandemic! That's a pretty name."

'Get with it, buddy -- that mile of highway you adopted has snow all over it!'

"Check it out. Nirvana. And on my phone, no less."

"I keep forgetting. When do I cluck and when do I double-cluck?"

'Bless you!'

'I'm actually a soy milky way.'

Cloud Storage. Clown Storage

"Gwen, call the employment agency back, please, we just created our first 3-D employee!"

Witch sends Friend Requests to Hansel and Gretel

"What's all this I've been hearing about the Cloud?"

J-J-JOE'S B-B-BAR, 'Actually, Joe's done pretty well for a guy with a speech impediment.'

"Remember when your identity was stolen? I just bought it back at an on-line shopping center."