Tech Chuckler Prints

Optimists Club. Oh goodie! Another e-mail from Nigeria!

STRIP Hambone: Computer health analysis

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

"When Butcher Bob gets back from lunch this one is getting a vasectomy."

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

Corona virus: "Wow, I seem to be getting lots of attention lately."

'I think cowboys are just plain lazy: Why else would you have to carry them all the time?'

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

The Big Four debate banking ethics

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

"Here's the problem. Your computer isn't obsolete, you are."

Hey diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow finally landed on the moon.

Keyboard in Heaven

He's very defensive about his personal space.

"It's bad news I'm afraid...we've lost his web site!"

"Isn't this just a repeat of his 1332 Christmas special."

'They come down here to smoke.'

Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! What's that malfunctioning machine? It's a "Justin Beeper"!

'He's our Spam expert!'

"Wow, that thing is bright! Glad we wore our sunglasses!"

"I keep forgetting. When do I cluck and when do I double-cluck?"

'Get with it, buddy -- that mile of highway you adopted has snow all over it!'

"Pandemic! That's a pretty name."

"Check it out. Nirvana. And on my phone, no less."

'Bless you!'

"Gwen, call the employment agency back, please, we just created our first 3-D employee!"

Witch sends Friend Requests to Hansel and Gretel

'Darling, the blogsitter's here.'

'I'm actually a soy milky way.'

Cloud Storage. Clown Storage

"What's all this I've been hearing about the Cloud?"