Security Chuckler Gifts

'Yes, but his ID card is valid.'

Airport Security.

"The subwoofers really help."

I have decided that all future board meetings will be held before lunch.

"Do screen doors just keep insects out, or other things too?"

Munich Security Conference

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

'Hello, security.'

"Here's the problem. Your computer isn't obsolete, you are."

"She barks once for drugs, twice for weapons, and ten times for candy bars."

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

"You've got to admit, he wears the 'that dog won't hunt' label with a lot of class!"

"Sorry Brian, bit of a rush this morning - I've left my face in the car."

Airport security - next step?

'Yes, Fluffy was a great dog and to honor her memory, we've decided to keep her name as part of our computer password.'

'He's our Spam expert!'

STRIP Hambone: Computer health analysis

Fabric Company: No tulle left in this vehicle overnight

"No, he's not a security risk ... he just loves the pat-downs."

Beware of the teddy

"When I asked you of you were ready for this promotion, you flailed uncontrollably. Was that a lie?"

America's Funniest Encrypted Passwords

'Yes, I did receive your resume. As a matter of fact, I'm passing it around the office as we speak.'

"Beware of owner."

'Security.'

Beware of the Dog - Leaping Over Fence

"Before you identify the suspect, you need to confirm your identity."

A-1 security from crime....

Warning!! Anti-Climb Paint.

Old style security

"Gwen, call the employment agency back, please, we just created our first 3-D employee!"

"The cash is down again. I'm beginning to suspect an inside job."