Security Chuckler Gifts

'Yes, but his ID card is valid.'

Airport Security.

"The subwoofers really help."

I have decided that all future board meetings will be held before lunch.

Try again - Your password has to include barks, growls, whines and at least one yap.

"Do screen doors just keep insects out, or other things too?"

Munich Security Conference

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

'Hello, security.'

"She barks once for drugs, twice for weapons, and ten times for candy bars."

The Big Four debate banking ethics

"Here's the problem. Your computer isn't obsolete, you are."

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

Airport security - next step?

'Did you Gack this suitcase yourself, sir?'

"Sorry Brian, bit of a rush this morning - I've left my face in the car."

'Yes, Fluffy was a great dog and to honor her memory, we've decided to keep her name as part of our computer password.'

"You've got to admit, he wears the 'that dog won't hunt' label with a lot of class!"

'He's our Spam expert!'

"No, he's not a security risk ... he just loves the pat-downs."

Fabric Company: No tulle left in this vehicle overnight

Beware of the teddy

"When I asked you of you were ready for this promotion, you flailed uncontrollably. Was that a lie?"

STRIP Hambone: Computer health analysis

America's Funniest Encrypted Passwords

'Yes, I did receive your resume. As a matter of fact, I'm passing it around the office as we speak.'

"Beware of owner."

'Security.'

Beware of the Dog - Leaping Over Fence

A-1 security from crime....

"Gwen, call the employment agency back, please, we just created our first 3-D employee!"

Old style security

"Before you identify the suspect, you need to confirm your identity."

Warning!! Anti-Climb Paint.

"The cash is down again. I'm beginning to suspect an inside job."